The Chain Saw
A Kerryman got a job as a lumberjack, but try as he might, he couldn't meet
his quota of fifty trees a day. By chance he saw an ad. in a shop window for chain
saws 'guaranteed to fell 60 trees a day'. So he bought one, but the best he could
manage was forty trees a day. So he took it back to the shop and complained that
there must be something wrong with it.
'Let me look at it', said the man in the shop. So he took the chain saw and switched
'What's that noise?' said the Kerryman.