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A Kerry girl is in hospital. A white coat comes into her room.
'Are you Miss Murphy?'
'I am.'
"What's your size?'
'5' 6".'
What's your weight?'
Ten stonem but doctor, haven't you got all this already?'
What d'you mean, "doctor"? I am the carpenter!'


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