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Giving Evidence

A Kerry woman was giving evidence in court as her friend was being charged with stealing.
LAWYER: 'How long have you known the defendant?'
KERRY WOMAN: 'Several years.'
LAWYER: Would you consider him to be honest?'
KERRY WOMAN: Yes I suppose so, but if I were a hen I'd roost on the highest perch in the hen house.'


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