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Jesus Who?

Lunch at a Kerry convent. A large pot of soup is left over. The Abbess is known for her kind-heartedness. She asks a nun to distribute the soup at the next building-site. Beforehand, however, the nun must check if the workers believe in God. And so she begins to test them:
'Excuse me,' she asks the first, 'do you know Jesus?"
The workman looks at her dazzled. Then he turns around and shouts at his fellow-worker: 'Pat. do you know Jesus?"
'Where does he work, he is not here at the site, who wants him?' said Pat.
'His better half is here to bring him grub.'


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