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Relatives In High Places

A man arrives at a hospital. A Kerry nurse at the office notices how sick he is immediately.
'Put me into a ward, nurse, please. I am a poor man.'
'Have you nobody to support you,' asks the nurse sympathetically.
'No, only my sister, but she is poor herself, she is a nun.'
The nurse is disgusted. 'A nun is never poor because she is married to the Lord.'
'All right so,' replied the sick man, 'then put me into a private room and send the bill to my brother-in-law.'


 
 


 
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