Off to Leopardstown races
The horse box was bounding along the road at about sixty miles an hour so it
wasn't long before the police decided to investigate.
'You're not breaking the law, sir, but we're surprised how fast you're going
with a horse box.'
'Well, you see, officer,' said Seamus, 'I've nothing aboard. I'm off to the
Leopardstown races and I'm in charge of the non-runners!'