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How much is the fare?

'How much is the bus fare to Dalkey?' asked Cassidy.

'Sixty pence,' said the driver.

I've only fifty,' said Cassidy. I'll run after the bus for a bit.'

Having sprinted two stops, Cassidy breathlessly asked, 'How much is it now?'

'Seventy-five pence,' said the driver. 'You're running the wrong way.'


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