Murphy lay in hospital covered in bandages head to foot - with just two little
slits for his eyes.
'What happened to you?' asked Cassidy.
'I staggered out of the pub and a lorry hit me a glancing blow and knocked
me through a plate glass window.'
'Begod,' said Cassidy. 'It's a good job you were wearing those bandages or
you'd have been cut to ribbons!'