Fighting about Ireland?
Two men were scuffling outside a pub when along came a huge Irishman - fists
like hams - who started taking his coat off.
'You're fighting about Ireland, aren't you?' he demanded.
'No, no,' said both men in unison. 'Honestly, it's a personal matter, nothing
to do with Ireland at all.'
'Huh,' muttered the Paddy, and shuffled off. Two seconds later he was back,
tearing off his coat saying:
'So Ireland's not worth fighting about, eh?'