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Cashed Cheque

Three Ballymena men were left 1,000 each by an old friend. The only condition was that they had to throw a tenner each into the grave as the coffin was being lowered.
The first man threw in a tenner that he'd borrowed from the wife of the dead man. The second man threw in a tenner that he'd borrowed from the third man. The third man fished out the two tenners, wrote out a cheque for 30, and threw that in.
Three days later he got a statement from his bank telling him that the cheque had been cashed.
The undertaker was a Ballymena man as well.


 
 


 
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