Got Out Just In Time
Two Cullybackey farmers were slowly negotiating their tractor and hay cart
out of a field when a Bangor solicitor in his white Maserati came roaring over
the hill doing about 120 mph and saw the tractor pulling into the road in front
He slammed on the brakes, but he was going too fast and the car skidded into the
field and burst into flames.
One of the farmers turned to the other. 'God save us,' he said, 'but we got out
of that field just in time.'