Guess Who We Bumped Into
The matron walked into a ward at the Royal Victoria Hospital and saw a man
wrapped in bandages from head to toe.
'What on earth happened to you, young man?' she said.
'Well, matron,' he mumbled through the bandages. 'I'm a member of the English
skiing team, and we were taking part in the British championships at the Craigavon
ski slope this morning.
'And did you fall?' said the matron.
'No. We met the Northern Ireland team coming up.'