Insult To Sheep
A drunken stranger walked into a lonely pub in the Sperrins and shouted at
the top of his voice: 'Maggie Thatcher's face looks like the back end of a sheep.'
The locals descended on him in a rage, and he was left lying outside in an awful
'I wouldn't have thought this was Tory country,' he moaned to a passer-by.
'It's not,' said the passer-by. It's sheep country.'