A Ballymena man, on the holiday of a lifetime in the Holy Land, arrived at
the Sea of Galilee and inquired of the waiting boatman how much it would be to
take a little trip.
'£10,' said the boatman.
'£10?' said the Ballymena man. 'At home I could buy a boat for that.'
'But these are the waters upon which our dear Lord walked, protested the boatman.
I'm not surprised, at those prices,' said the Ballymena man.