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Contraband grenades

The two Clancy boys had found a haversack in the captured German trench and were carrying it back to their own lines.

'What's inside it?' asked Pat,

'Three hand grenades,' said Mick.

'In the name of God - what happens if one goes off?"screamed Pat.

'Sure,' said Mick, 'we'll tell the sergeant we only found two!'

 
 


 
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