'We're almost out of ammunition,' shouted the soldier to Sergeant Casey.
'Don't let the enemy know,' called Casey. 'Keep firing!'
Have you heard about the Irish firing squad that stood in a circle?
'I'm a member of the Irish Secret Service,' boasted Murphy. 'And I don't care
who knows it!'
'You lot are a complete disgrace,' bellowed the sergeant major.
'That's the worst straight line I've ever seen. All fall out and come and take
a look at it!'