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'We're almost out of ammunition,' shouted the soldier to Sergeant Casey.

'Don't let the enemy know,' called Casey. 'Keep firing!'


Have you heard about the Irish firing squad that stood in a circle?


'I'm a member of the Irish Secret Service,' boasted Murphy. 'And I don't care who knows it!'


'You lot are a complete disgrace,' bellowed the sergeant major.

'That's the worst straight line I've ever seen. All fall out and come and take a look at it!'

 
 


 
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