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The fruit stall

Casey stood by his fruit stall shouting the prices to attract the customers.

'Here we go - apples five for a pound. Apples five for a pound!'

Till have a pound's worth,' said Kitty Kelly, and off she traipsed with the fruit.

Two minutes later she was back. 'Apples five for a

pound indeed,' she stormed. 'There's only four in the bag.'

'Of course,' said Casey, 'one had gone bad so I threw it away for you!'

 
 


 
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