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Measure that pole

Rooney was seen trying to shin up a huge flagpole, and having little success.

'What's the problem?' asked Magee.

'The boss wants me to measure this pole,' said Rooney.

'Well, to save yourself the effort why don't you lay the pole down?' Magee said.

'No good,' reasoned Rooney. 'He wants the height not the length.'

 
 


 
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